LJ Entry – “Breast Reduction Limerick”

One of my besties, M, had breast reduction surgery to reduce down from size G to a  more manageable C.  Well, it was time to send her flowers, since she lives in San Antonio TX and I live on the East Coast.  Several of us got together to send flowers, but I decided to personalize with a Shukmeister original limerick.  It just about took the entire character limit, but everyone agreed it was unique and funny:

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There once was a girl who was stacked
But wanted to give some of it back
So she went to the best
Reducing her chest
Happier with a smaller rack
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About Shukmeister

I have a great fondness for chocolate chip cookie dough, 80's science fiction movies, and thunderstorms.

Posted on January 18, 2012, in Poetry and Thoughts and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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